And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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