the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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