just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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