I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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