when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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