I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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