Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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