But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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