Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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