Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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