You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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