Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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