So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
