Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
