i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think your dad took our porno
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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