New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
