i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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