Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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