Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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