when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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