he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wish i was in the wii world.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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