maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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