she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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