turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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