It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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