If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
vagina is talking i cant
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
