i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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