Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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