No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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