Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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