he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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