Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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