Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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