Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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