nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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