Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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