Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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