That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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