so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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