yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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