hotel room ftw
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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