my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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