There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
i out mim tonsoeep
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