well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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