I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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