so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The uberlube is also flammable
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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