Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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