One girl and one boy is just not enough.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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