In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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