what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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